Humor

The Grail of St. Anachronism

Every man has his price

“Abandon all hope ye who enter here.” -Dante. Image Credit: Author. 2021.

It was summer, sometime in the late 1980s. My best friend, Pete, and I were in my hometown while on break from Hendrix College. As a general principle, Pete and I, along with many of our classmates spent a lot of time at thrift stores, junk shops and flea markets. We also spent a lot of time doing stupid stuff that probably should have…

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Criminal Justice Researcher. Career Narcotics Detective, Author. Mixed Media Artist. Habitual Line Stepper. Loves Dogs and Cats. Holds Doors. Wishes for Better.

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Dr. Matthew Pate

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Criminal Justice Researcher. Career Narcotics Detective, Author. Mixed Media Artist. Habitual Line Stepper. Loves Dogs and Cats. Holds Doors. Wishes for Better.

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