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You’re a size-ist!!! I’ve grown the cherries for years and I’ve only killed a handful of people. I’m now growing heirloom cherries in hopes of luring… ah… inviting others to experience their majesty.

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Dr. Matthew Pate
Dr. Matthew Pate

Written by Dr. Matthew Pate

Criminal Justice Researcher. Erstwhile Detective, Author. Mixed Media Artist. Habitual Line Stepper. Loves Dogs and Cats. Holds Doors. Wishes for Better.

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